Dear StupendousBank,

Today at a Bank in Missoula, MT. I had put in $50.00 in a saving account only for a rainy day, so about 2 months later I check my account and they have been draining my account $3.00 a month. I called and asked them why this is and they said well because you don’t have $300.00 in there for us not to take the $3.00 out. So I went to the bank and to asked for my money and for them to refund the $6.00 dollars they stole from me. They said since it has not been 6 months we will now charge you $30.00 to take out the $44.00 you have in there. I said find you want to play that game I’m going to leave it in there then in 4 months I will take the remaining out and I will put up a big stink if you don’t refund $18.00 that you stole from me. They said sorry we can’t do that. The manager asked that I not come back at all.. I said you will find out, and I am going to plaster you all over showing how much a bank like you need such a bail out so you can take what we earn. So thank you bank on Russell for stealing my money.

Dear HugeBank,
Thank you for taking the second mortgage payment of the month (5 days after the first) out of my account without my authorization. Imagine my surprise when I tried to use my debit card to pay for dinner at our small town local establishment and it was denied. Embarassment doesn’t come close. My pay check had just been direct deposited the day before, why should I expect there to be any money there? Your customer service department was so helpful the numerous times that we tried to contact them to find out why the payment was taken. The best answer we got was “where did you get this phone number?” Well it was right off the front of our mortgage statement, we even read the number back to you, and yes it was correct. Obviously there is no such thing as customer service at this bank. My own bank was able to tell me to be careful… when paying online and by phone the small print and certain bank’s policies do allow them to take this from your account. After many phone calls and a different story at every end I sit here writing this. You see, my husband is disabled (yes – truly disabled with a progressive insidious disease), I work, we have children, and we have no money for groceries, medicines or even gas to get back and forth to work or go for my husband’s scheduled treatments thanks to this bank. My paychecks are by-weekly and his disability is once monthly. The insufficient fund fees are adding up on the bills I did pay in good faith. Why should I pay for them since it’s my mistake not theirs? We are God loving people who try to live by the golden rule but this bank thinks that those who have the gold rule. Isn’t it stealing when you take something that isn’t yours without permission? The bright spot – at least next month’s mortgage is already paid and we will be finding a new mortgage holder.

Dear JumboBank,

thank you for taking sooo long to give us a small financial help, while – on the other hand – VIPs get tons of money.
Please take a bit, just a bit, more responsibility for the small man who really wants to build up something!

Dear RoboBank,

Thanks for charging me $35 dollars for easy pay billing me twice thus making me overdrawn. I have tried to call you but the robotphone wont answer.Thanks for making this country broke and me and my family and my friends.Thanks for creating the biggest economic recession since the 1930s.Thanks for giving your ceos such huge bonus amounts, meanwhile we the people starve while you live off our backs.